FAIL is the new WIN!

Birthday CRACK!

2010-04-12T07:34:00.000-07:00

In honor of my 23rd birthday we had an awesome crack-fest! =D
We played "Leberwurst" und made drawings based on random lines.

feat. Special Guest Artists

<3 Artur
<3 Sarah
<3 Est0r

Here are the Top 13 ( in no particular order)

Pure Awesomeness

Beerwomen

Ugly Edward LOL-Edition

Erection-Ghost

Mr Ex-Penis

Geisha-Duck

God xD

HYPNOnana

Ass-Animal

Awesome-Artur

Scandal!!!!1111 :O

Sexy Mr Sweetener

Workout-Wizard with weird goose

AN UPDATE!?

2010-02-05T13:13:00.000-08:00

Wow... seriously... this has been neglected for such a long time due to our final exams... BUT I totally wanted to post something so here you are.... =D

Ugly squirrel is ugly and experiences an ugly relationship.
Aaaaand... "CRACK!" - The Musical. =D
kthxbye.

"Ew! Gross! Penis!"

2009-11-30T01:25:00.001-08:00

As Nadine mentioned before... we're not dead. In fact, we were freaking alive last Friday and did THIS sexay thang here... with a LOT of help from Artur and a little help from Sarah. XD

Cute, isn't it? :3

We're not dead (yet)

2009-11-25T10:53:00.000-08:00

At the moment we're very busy with our final exams and planning the dolphin therapy we're going to need afterwards.

But here's a little sign of life. TOILET PAPER-ZILLA!!!!! :O

2009-09-24T04:40:00.000-07:00

Today, I have some verbal crack for you. Unfortunately, it's only in German. D:

We played "Leberwurst" again, but this time, we created sentences instead of pictures.

Party-Arty furzt euphorisch auf dem Bahngleis.
Hans Wurst kifft beleidigt im Keller.
Der Vollpfosten failt fröhlich auf dem Wasserfall.
Das Opossum würgt nice bei KIK.
Dorsch-Boy versagt wundervoll im Kühlschrank.
Die Krügers verpennen gravierend müffelnd in der Kirche.
Die Brotdose kommt ziemlich bescheuert im Hinterhof.
Dennis und Sarah gümmeln verlegen im Puff.
Nina rennt leuchtend in der Gaybar.
Mr Löwe brennt verzweifelt auf dem Mond.
Dennis vögelt schön unter dem Tisch.
Ulli strippt bescheiden in der Klärgrube.
Team Awesome brettert angewidert auf'm Mond.
Miss Piggy kübelt angewidert in der KW.
Das Müsli verblödet hässlich in der Hölle.
LOL-Cat springt super im Damenklo.
Est0r popelt bewusstlos beim Arzt.
Sanne schmort peinvoll am Nordpol.
Franziska spaziert awesome im Kühlschrank.
Die Hackfresse rockt stockbesoffen auf'm Bau.
Die Pummelfee rennt inakzeptabel in der Provinzkneipe.
Camp Wasted danced uneingeschränkt im Puff.
Die Bösartige Bockwurst tritt vollgefressen im Wohnwagen.
Nadine kotzt sonderbar im Krankenhaus.
Atomfried freut sich heulend auf dem Friedhof.
Nathalie läuft widerwillig in Flo's Bart. LULZ!
Die Bösartige Bockwurst lolt trottelig bei KIK.
Das Handy kocht dümmlich bei Obi.
Uli furzt widerlich stinkend um die Ecke.
Klaus burnt verzweifelt im Hühnerstall.
Mutter Theresa pennt übelst im Urwald.
Beate Uhse fliegt in highspeed im Bett.

LULZ! Some of these NEED to be illustrated! xD

"fail" and "shit" is always a good combination...

2009-09-20T11:16:00.000-07:00

Sooooo... a new post with a new and glamorous picture of Mr Fail. Mrs Fail certainly loves him for being such a party animal. x)

And two more installments of our lovely "Shit Series". :D

"Dolphin Shit"

and "Porn Shit"

(klick to get supah-dupah wallpapah :B)

Aw! See you soon! :D

Commercial

2009-09-16T09:11:00.000-07:00

With THIS commercial we'll finally get the attention we deserve.

.... =D

Not only is "Leberwurst" a sausage type in Germany...

2009-09-10T12:33:00.001-07:00

...but also a very funny drawing game. xD We played it with Special Guest Artist Sarah and lol'd at the results:

Random stuff

2009-09-08T08:11:00.000-07:00

Welcome to Crackland!

The bad-taste-sausage-dwarf!

Aladin-Est0r

Puking crack-lizard

The Hawaii Monster

2009-08-27T02:48:00.000-07:00

Oops I did it again...and pimped one of my boyfriends drawings. xD

Once created in the labs of a mad doctor this Frankenstein monster had enough of cold dark dungeons and decided to move to Hawaii. There he leads a happy cocktail-drinking, sea surfing and Hula-dancing life.

Man I'm jealous... D:<

Satanic Shit

2009-08-26T08:38:00.000-07:00

A lovely wallpaper from our even more lovely "Shit-Series".
There's more to come! =D

And a happy little fellow. (I can't draw axes lol)

Classic Mashup

2009-08-22T06:34:00.000-07:00

There's supposed to be ONE more, unfortunately, I can't find it. D:

Anyway... food is fun! See?

Fail Musical and Cock-Man xD

2009-08-21T09:34:00.001-07:00

Fail and Fail know how to make a fine show...... and they know how to gain standing ovations by the delightful audience.Of course, Bad Bockwurst is there, too.

Get to know "Cock-Man". xD

(Sanne approves. :B)

HUGE post! Beware of Bockwurst!

2009-08-21T09:19:00.000-07:00

Today, we introduce ... Bad Bockwurst! (German: Bösartige Bockwurst). Bad Bockwurst uses to hide in random pictures and paintings. :B

Bad Bockwurst wants YOU for Bockwurst Army!
Bad Bockwurst also is a movie star.

More soon! xD

Penis-Princess and loads of cupcakes

2009-08-20T07:30:00.000-07:00

The princess in this picture used to be a penis! xD

Beach Beauties

2009-08-19T10:16:00.000-07:00

...and the world's most stupid chocolate! =D~

Twilight Crack!

2009-08-18T06:37:00.000-07:00

Of course we had to pay tribut to this utter masterpiece of literature!

Edward is not only super strong, he also is a VAMPIRE!!!111

He likes to stalk Bella at night, while playing the piano, sparkling in Italy and reading other peoples thoughts.

He also loves pillows.

BONUS! Some guest art by Artur

A row of cute little piccies...

2009-08-18T05:23:00.000-07:00

Some cutesy-cute stuff I did at school today...

Dennis has a penis-necklace. *_*

Potato-Man and his Birkenstocks.

A pukesy-puke crack lizzard.

AND a self portrait. :D

Moar crack needed! :O

Needz moar mashup! :O

2009-08-17T07:38:00.000-07:00

Detail:
Lacoste bites! lol

The Classics - Part I

2009-08-16T02:40:00.000-07:00

Today, I have something very special for you. The epitome of greatness, so to say:

Puking animals! <3 This is old. Veeeeeeeery old. And it kinda marks the beginnig of the puke era.

OMG... an update!

2009-08-13T08:26:00.000-07:00

Yes, that's right... finally we have an update here.... yay!

Weird animals...

...and a puke dude, just for the record.
More soon! We have a lot of crack in store for you. xD

Vehicle of fail

2009-06-23T12:24:00.000-07:00

After "Team Failure" and "Fail Barrack", I proudly present the third installment of the "Fail"-Series ... "Vehicle of Fail"!

Lulz.

Further, we have this endearing picture:

I love school. We never do school-related things there. xD

Pyromaniacs & ballet dancers

2009-06-23T05:43:00.000-07:00

Another career oppurtunitie: Pyromaniac! =D

...and Cracklands famous ballet ensemble.

More career oppurtunities!

2009-06-21T02:56:00.000-07:00

These are mine. Exciting, no? xD

Cashier:

(...with fashionable Doom-glasses)

(desperate-)Housewife:

mood portraits and career oppurtunities

2009-06-20T03:50:00.000-07:00

Uh-oh. Long time no see.

So I come up with two new cracktastic pictures:

A mood portrait!

Career oppurtunities... 'cause graphics are overrated.

Bonus picture: DOOM-GLASSES! <3 We're totally going to build those. xD

Crack mashup: Summer Delight

2009-06-13T09:06:00.000-07:00

This marks the delightful start of a hopefully ongoing series of crack mashups! =D

Detail:

Can I haz two picz, plz?

2009-06-11T13:29:00.001-07:00

Yes, you can. Because I can.

Cute little thingy. :3

Aaaaand.... "fail barrack". xD

G'night! :3

We proudly present... "CAMP WASTED"!

2009-06-09T12:36:00.000-07:00

You know, everyone feels wasted from time to time.

Ballett of Doom!

2009-06-09T08:06:00.000-07:00

An unintentional collaboration between me and my boyfriend. (i.e. I scribbelt into his stuff when he wasn't looking xD)

His lines are the black ones, mine are blue.

no hot chili for teh dinosaur...

2009-06-08T11:18:00.000-07:00

...instead of that, every human being should wear a Crack-Lizzard costume from time to time. Sick ear-possum says "Do it!"

Small bunny barfed the most

2009-06-07T03:02:00.000-07:00

Start the day with some LULZ

2009-06-04T23:38:00.001-07:00

Good morning sunshine! XD

Team Failure

2009-06-04T14:10:00.000-07:00

Sanne says....

So, what can I say? Prepare for greatness!

But first, prepare for puking, 'cause "Team Failure" will haunt your dreams!

BUT you might give a little love to our Black Metal band, called the "Lethal Rubberducks" ... or something like that. xD

Huge pictures, Links only. D:

Trashman

2009-06-04T08:37:00.000-07:00

It's Trashman with his loyal fellow the PET-hobo!

Note his neat flowery rubber boots. =D

By Nadine